Amazingly, soon I will reach 37 years of age. I say amazingly simply because endless hurdles have been placed in my way to prevent me from reaching such a perilous age, including the initial set back of being declared "dead-in-the-womb" shortly before my [caeserian] birth. I used to be fat. Okay, so I'm fat now, but I used to be REALLY fat. From the age of eleven, my weight forever matched my age. At twenty-four I finally gathered the wherewithal to get off my chubby butt and do somethin...